22 9 / 2014

"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."

Anna Quindlen, Every Last One   (via exoticwild)

This overwhelms me so so so hard

(via 2002s)

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22 9 / 2014

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

(Source: beben-eleben, via peepss)

22 9 / 2014

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

(Source: girldwarf)

22 9 / 2014

diloolie:

knitmeapony:

ryl-e-coyote:

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEE

(via jontheangel)

22 9 / 2014

(Source: diamoncls, via angrybeeflord)

22 9 / 2014

neroon:


daftwithoneshoe:

This did not just happen

neroon:

daftwithoneshoe:image

This did not just happen

(Source: splashingpaint, via angrybeeflord)

22 9 / 2014

story of my fucking life

  • 1: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
  • 1: *lays down to sleep at night*
  • 1: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.

22 9 / 2014

tales-at-dusk:

Khoshekh!

tales-at-dusk:

Khoshekh!

(via miaouler)

22 9 / 2014

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active

(Source: pidgeling)

22 9 / 2014

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(Source: disowns, via angrybeeflord)

22 9 / 2014

kindlewood:

These are the 2 rats I’m raising. My sister have then to me for my snake but nix is being a brat and doesn’t want to eat and my friend Michael is like “let’s raise them” and I’m like. Shit. Okay. Um. I guess we could do that. So we got some soy based baby format abd I’ve got them eating that right now. I’ve never hand raised rats. If you’ve got any tips, let me know.

BABIIIIEESS

22 9 / 2014

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via acepalindrome)

21 9 / 2014

21 9 / 2014

lucyknisley:

Last week Johnny and I got hitched! It was the best.
Now to resume everyday life. And comics!

Crying rn. Been following Lucy’s comics for at least 6 years. It makes me so happy to see her attain her happiness. Congratulations, you two.

lucyknisley:

Last week Johnny and I got hitched! It was the best.

Now to resume everyday life. And comics!

Crying rn. Been following Lucy’s comics for at least 6 years. It makes me so happy to see her attain her happiness.

Congratulations, you two.

21 9 / 2014

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via lady-dixon)